Agents Almeida and Bauer at this year’s Comic Con. News reports say that 24 will be back on TV, with a two-hour prequel to season 7, shot entirely in Africa. And with that, let’s just say:

• Bauer doesn’t sign autographs, he tortures sharpies into signing the posters themselves.
• Bauer doesn’t agree on continuing 24. He just goes on with his regular business and camera crews follow.
• Alcohol drinks Bauer, not the other way around.
• Bauer doesn’t shoot guns. He just yells at the bullets.
• If there’s a flood, and Bauer says “DAMMIT!”, you better not misunderstand him.
• If Bauer was in one of those ferries in The Dark Knight, he would’ve blown up both ferries and still would have managed to save everybody.
• Bauer laughs at Tony Starks’ silly suit made of iron.
• Obama plans to hire Bauer as his Secret Service if he gets into office. Just Bauer.
• Bauer in Africa? Let’s just say that if he ends up in the desert, water will be looking for him.
• Lions in hummers will be driving through the Safari hoping to catch a glimpse of Bauer, hoping he doesn’t attack them. Damn those lion tourists.

Story on 24 about Africa, canadians, and the season 7 here. IGN article/interview with pics from season 7 here.